tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

sodamnrelatable:

Normal people:

 My Friends & I:

 

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

sodamnrelatable:

imgonnariverdance:

loveforeversmilealways:

do you ever get so emotional and you just

Why is this gif so accurate

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

staystrong-stayamazing:

this still makes me laugh even though I’ve read it so many times.

sodamnrelatable:

Welllllll

See what had happened wassss…

 

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

childofwestwind:

destructivedecisions:

biitchesaintshiibuthoesntriicks:

wut

This is actually the only way to lose weight while using a treadmill.

HOW DOES HE NOT FALL. D:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.